- You often tell your microwave oven to "Hurry up!"
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- Your try really hard to get an oil change at least once every 17,000 miles.
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- You return movies to Blockbuster by courier.
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- Pizza Hut bills you monthly.
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- You look forward to weekends so you and your spouse can take turns napping.
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- You got a speeding ticket while backing out of your driveway.
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- You hope to leave work tonight before the Waffle House closes.
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- You asked your nanny to coordinate the schedules of your maid, your gardener, and your pet sitter.
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- Your spouse hides your cell phone on Sundays.
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- An A/C technician suggested recycling the old air filter into a planter.
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- You'd rather get a root canal than rebalance your investments.
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- The last time you balanced your checkbook was during the Eisenhower administration.
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